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myrtlelarson and I are pro-Monkeys Catering Weddings. I feel the need to clarify this for all those of you who lack access to the Agnes Scott public folders and are therefore unable to see our brilliant post in For Students Only. Also,

octopedingenue, we kind of mentioned at the bottom of the post that people could direct their hate mail to you, so just wanted to give you a heads-up there.

Actually, maybe I'll just copy the body of the post here, in case we can convince any of you.

Hello everyone,

As you know, my roommate

myrtlelarson and I have been strong advocates on the subject of monkeys catering weddings for two years now. Lately it has come to our attention that a significant portion of the campus community is not aware of our position on the matter: we're for it. They'd be so cute with their little bar mops! And they'd smile as they served you. Those of you who have been following our crusade will be excited to know that we have recently come to agreement on the following topics instrumental to the development of our plan as follows:

On the subject of Orangutans vs. Chimpanzees:
After extensive debate, we have agreed that the noble Chimpanzee would be the species best suited to such a career.

Regarding aprons and chef hats:
We're for it.

The emergence of symbolism in the monkey-catered wedding:
This is also something of which we are in support.

We are aware that this is a sensitive and, therefore, controversial topic. In light of this, we encourage discussion here on Public Folders. For those who feel the need to respond in ways too colorful for FSO, however, we encourage you to send us your hate mail at [

octopedingenue's school e-mail].

Regards,

flutingfrenzy and

myrtlelarson