It really does describe me pretty well.
Dec. 1st, 2003 10:50 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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myrtlelarson, who is a crackwhore because she doesn't update, put this list in her AIM profile. I liked it a lot.
Top Ten Reasons Why Diana is Crazy
10. She enjoys writing songs about me.
9. She has an obsession with the word "crackwhore."
8. She looks sorta funny sometimes.
7. She insists that Sirius is alive and takes it as a personal insult if you disagree with her.
6. She twirls her hair in an obsessive-compulsive manner.
5. She really likes to play Hearts, and I'm afraid she may have a problem with gambling. Hopefully she won't end up living in a box.
4. She randomly bursts into songs about Christmas, even in September.
3. She wants to have fictional characters' babies.
2. She has multiple personality disorder...or something. She calls herself Vemmie Mae. She has also said that all her voices that aren't her are currently speaking with a British accent.
And the number one reason why Diana is crazy...
She says so.
I like to think I inspired it in more ways than one, having put this song in my profile only moments earlier. (I wrote the words myself!)
Heather! She is a big crackwhore!
Heather! She's getting paid to score...
Heather! Da da da Deather!
She is my roommate, and no longer jailbait!
Anyway, though, I would like to comment on her list. I'm not the only one in this room to whom 8,4,2, and 1 apply. As for number 7, I'd like to point out that she hasn't even read OoP, so we'll see what she thinks after she does. Finally, she had originally written #3 to read "she wants fictional characters to have her babies" but changed it after I pointed out that it wasn't even true, reminding her how much mpreg squicks me.
myrtlelarson, who is a crackwhore because she doesn't update, put this list in her AIM profile. I liked it a lot.Top Ten Reasons Why Diana is Crazy
10. She enjoys writing songs about me.
9. She has an obsession with the word "crackwhore."
8. She looks sorta funny sometimes.
7. She insists that Sirius is alive and takes it as a personal insult if you disagree with her.
6. She twirls her hair in an obsessive-compulsive manner.
5. She really likes to play Hearts, and I'm afraid she may have a problem with gambling. Hopefully she won't end up living in a box.
4. She randomly bursts into songs about Christmas, even in September.
3. She wants to have fictional characters' babies.
2. She has multiple personality disorder...or something. She calls herself Vemmie Mae. She has also said that all her voices that aren't her are currently speaking with a British accent.
And the number one reason why Diana is crazy...
She says so.
I like to think I inspired it in more ways than one, having put this song in my profile only moments earlier. (I wrote the words myself!)
Heather! She is a big crackwhore!
Heather! She's getting paid to score...
Heather! Da da da Deather!
She is my roommate, and no longer jailbait!
Anyway, though, I would like to comment on her list. I'm not the only one in this room to whom 8,4,2, and 1 apply. As for number 7, I'd like to point out that she hasn't even read OoP, so we'll see what she thinks after she does. Finally, she had originally written #3 to read "she wants fictional characters to have her babies" but changed it after I pointed out that it wasn't even true, reminding her how much mpreg squicks me.
