Finally!

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I totally just finished my history term paper and e-mailed it to my teacher. W00t! I kick ass! I feel especially accomplished since the last couple days have been busy, what with the prospective-hosting to do, the computer-fixing and flute-fixing to have done, the movie (Hellboy again!) to see, the Caribou to drink, and the Target to shop at. Then there was the whole deal with being too sick to do anything at all on Friday night. That was the first time I've ever actually had to stop and lie down for a minute in the middle of changing clothes. Oh! And I just remembered! I wrote RPS! I really really did!


One day in chemistry class, myrtlelarson heard that her teacher disliked straight Christians. This was very distressing to myrtlelarson. Afraid that her grade might be in jeopardy, she sought the advice of her roommate and friend flutingfrenzy.

"You should pretend to be a pagan lesbian," said flutingfrenzy.

myrtlelarson thought this was as good an idea as any, so she decided that she needed someone to be her pagan girlfriend. As a ruse, of course.

"octopedingenue, you are my friend. Perhaps you would like to pretend to be my pagan girlfriend as well," said myrtlelarson.

"Wha?" said octopedingenue, who had just woken up. myrtlelarson explained the situation. octopedingenue agreed, because after all, they were good friends.


A few days later, flutingfrenzy was inexplicably drawing lines in her notebook and erasing them slightly so that they were blurry.

"flutingfrenzy, I have a problem," said myrtlelarson.

"If you want my advice, maybe you should stop trying on my underwear when I'm not looking," said flutingfrenzy.

"Done," said myrtlelarson. "Anyway, I think I might be in love with octopedingenue."

"Ah, yes," said flutingfrenzy, "She is rather irresistible."

"Indeed," said myrtlelarson. They nodded and didn't really continue the conversation.


That evening, flutingfrenzy was in octopedingenue's room.

"flutingfrenzy, I have a problem," said octopedingenue.

"I've been hearing that a lot today," said flutingfrenzy.

"Really?" said octopedingenue.

"Well, one other time, anyway," said flutingfrenzy.

"I think I might be in love with myrtlelarson," said octopedingenue.

"Ah, well, that's perfect," said flutingfrenzy.

"But it isn't! This whole pagan girlfriend thing was all just supposed to be a ruse! And now it's become so very real! Except for the pagan thing. But the point is, I can't be in love with myrtlelarson, because she is one of my Best Friends."

"But that's okay, because she's in love with you too!" said flutingfrenzy.

"Hooray!" said octopedingenue.


And so myrtlelarson and octopedingenue lived happily ever after. They lived especially happily whenever flutingfrenzy joined in. The End.