Nasty customers suck

Dear disgusting person,

If you're going to steal a bag of Reese's and eat them in the store, please throw away your wrappers rather than leaving them around for me to pick up. Also, the half-eaten peanut butter cup you left on top of a cereal box? EW. Yes, I noticed it was a box of Reese's Puffs. Truly you are a master of irony.

Ew,

Diana

Goodness me!

WHAT THE HELL. I swear I dreamed last night that pottersues was unsuspended, and then I check my flist this morning and, sure enough, she's back.