Important Announcement

I think it's very important for everybody to know this.

The reason we are not living with myrtlelarson is as follows: gweniveeve and myrtlelarson were having a torrid lesbian love affair, but it ended in a huge group schism when myrtlelarson wouldn't support her in her dream of going to clown college. I'm sorry you had to hear it this way, but gweniveeve certainly wasn't going to say anything. She sure does have a lot of secrets.