Death Note 104--conveniently avoiding real spoilers

I'm disappointed. The Western-sounding names in the second arc have been so much better than in the first--I wondered if, after the horror of Quillsh Wammy, somebody had given Tsugumi Ohba an English baby-naming book with explicit instructions to Use It Please, but it looks like she's misplaced it or something. Dear Tsugumi Ohba, or in this case, possibly Takeshi Obata: It is really obvious when you make stuff up. Please do, like, five minutes of research.

( Actual Names Used in Death Note Chapter 104 )

The above list is actually not comprehensive, just because I didn't want to include illegible or cut-off names. Unfortunately, this means you've been deprived of such gems as "Youlfy" as a first name, but I had to draw the line somewhere.