Okay, it's the moment you've all been waiting for for what, two months now?
( The Asbestos Collection )
That's the backrest, two CD wallets, glasses case, checkbook cover,
heart-shaped jewelry box, shower-curtain-slash-bedspread, and six
purses, one of which does indeed have breasts. Not pictured are the
asbestos underwear (for understandable reasons), the seventh asbestos
bag (which was poorly constructed by me, is never used, and was
therefore left at home), and anything else I might have forgotten.
( Another, blurrier picture, showing more of the bed this time )
ETA: Forgot to include the asbestos shoes, and as luck would have it, I can't find a picture of the damn things online. They're black maryjanes with a pattern of hot pink flowers with white stems. They are also somewhat uncomfortable, but this is forgivable because they are asbestos.