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Hot Topic saves the day!
Jul. 25th, 2004 12:43 amOkay, any and all doubts I may have had about an impending asbestos revolution flew out the window today when I found asbestos shoes at DSW.
They didn't have them in anything even close to my size, unfortunately. So I did the obvious thing and started combing the mall for asbestos shoes elsewhere. Payless didn't have them, and neither did Famous Footwear (where I went against my better judgment, as all the shoes I've ever bought there have met gruesome ends for some reason). The next place I looked was Nordstrom, because even though anything they might have would probably be too expensive for an impulse buy, the shoes just being at a shoe-trend-conscious store like that would feel like concrete proof that the Asbestos Revolution was indeed not just a hallucination. Nordstrom didn't have them. Shame on you, Nordstrom, you trend-lagger sheep. Anyway, there was just one more place I wanted to check. My exact thoughts were, "If Hot Topic doesn't have them, no one will."
And that is how I came to find my brand-new asbestos maryjanes, which will be included in the Asbestos Collection photo that will be taken as soon as the asbestos backrest is finished.
On the way home, I started cackling maniacally with no ironic intent whatsoever. The Asbestos Revolution is indeed producing some interesting side effects.
They didn't have them in anything even close to my size, unfortunately. So I did the obvious thing and started combing the mall for asbestos shoes elsewhere. Payless didn't have them, and neither did Famous Footwear (where I went against my better judgment, as all the shoes I've ever bought there have met gruesome ends for some reason). The next place I looked was Nordstrom, because even though anything they might have would probably be too expensive for an impulse buy, the shoes just being at a shoe-trend-conscious store like that would feel like concrete proof that the Asbestos Revolution was indeed not just a hallucination. Nordstrom didn't have them. Shame on you, Nordstrom, you trend-lagger sheep. Anyway, there was just one more place I wanted to check. My exact thoughts were, "If Hot Topic doesn't have them, no one will."
And that is how I came to find my brand-new asbestos maryjanes, which will be included in the Asbestos Collection photo that will be taken as soon as the asbestos backrest is finished.
On the way home, I started cackling maniacally with no ironic intent whatsoever. The Asbestos Revolution is indeed producing some interesting side effects.
