Oh my God.

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Yes, this is definitely the first time I've slept through my alarm and been late for work, but the best part about this whole thing is that I also didn't have time to get dinner. I just ran to the dining hall to pick up the Girl Scout cookies I ordered and then came here. But wait! It gets even better! Since I was so busy all afternoon and didn't count on sleeping through dinner, it seemed like a good idea at the time to skip lunch. The three Samoas I had upon getting to work are therefore, so far, my lunch and dinner.

I am really, really, really hungry. And tired. And busy. Life sucks.