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...but a CFUD squee here are there can't hurt too much, right? Right?

Okay. So. Lieutenant Hawkeye and Captain Mal go on a date. They're talking, and Mal uses an icon with a picture of himself cutting an apple.

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I wonder if Mal knows what apples mean in FMA?

For the record, I do still ship Wolfwood/Hawkeye, but as in canon, it's not so much about the pairing as it is about the Hawkeye. I was kind of surprised to read in her and Mal's relationship memes that there's apparently a lot of chemistry there that I have missed entirely, so even though this pairing still seems kind of weird to me, I'm kind of rooting for it now. Besides, Hawkeye. Anyway, I also noticed in Mal's relationship meme that he and Wolfwood do not get along, and the two of them were kind of teasing each other in the comments, at which point Hawkeye showed up and threatened to shoot them both in the ass so that they would be forced to spend some time in the hospital getting to know each other. SOCUTE. And lo, the bunnies did raise their heads at this mental image. Too bad I don't know EITHER OF THEIR CANONS. This really needs to be remedied. I'm actually serious. ATTENTION PEOPLE WHO ARE INTO FIREFLY AND/OR TRIGUN. I WANT TO LEARN YOUR CANONS.

EDITED TO ADD: as per my request last week here,