...gay!

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Because I will stake my Target lamp on my belief that my (female) friend "Arthur"'s ex-boyfriend is gay. Names have been changed for obvious reasons.

Gay!
by octopedingenue, clodia_risa, and flutingfrenzy
Tune: The Lumberjack Song by Monty Python

I'm Sir Lancelot and I am gay
I sleep with men all night and day.

He's Sir Lancelot and he is gay
He sleeps with men all night and day.

I cut down trees, I sleep with men
I sleep with men some more.
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And can't tell the truth to Ar-thore.

He cuts down trees, he sleeps with men
He sleeps with men some more.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And can't tell the truth to Ar-thore.

He's Sir Lancelot and he is gay
He sleeps with men all night and day.

I sleep with men, I skip and jump
I like to suck some dick.
I treated Arthur badly
Now she calls me a prick.

He sleeps with men, he skips and jumps
He likes to suck some dick.
He treated Arthur badly
Now she calls him a prick.

He's Sir Lancelot and he is gay
He sleeps with men all night and day.

I sleep with men, but have a beard
(I'm in denial, too!)
I wish my spine existed,
But hers will have to do.

He sleeps with men, but has a beard...
And he's in denial, too?

BEARD: Oh, Lancelot! I thought you were so...not gay!