How to Get Up Early and Feel Fantastic

flutingfrenzy-style.

1. Get drunk.
2. Go to bed at 2:00 a.m.

All I know is that it's 8:30 on Saturday morning, I'm now totally sober, and this has happened before. Except then I was even drunker and got up even earlier feeling even better.* Maybe this is how my grandfather became an alcoholic. Must watch out for that.

Oh, maybe I have to have been watching FMA with a friend for it to work. Reason #540293845932487534 to love FMA.




*Like, up at 6:30 after a whole bottle of wine and ready to conquer the universe. WTF, body.