Tee hee

I was just thinking about a joke I like, and felt the need to share it, even though it's a fairly well-known joke.

One day, Jesus and Satan were arguing over who was better. They went to God (for some reason) to have the matter settled. God thought this was a very subjective question, and decided the only way to prove the superiority of either was to have some kind of objective contest. "Let's make it...a typing test!" He said.

So Jesus and Satan sat down at their computers. They opened their word processing programs and positioned their fingers over the keys.

"You have twenty minutes," said God. "Go!"

And Jesus and Satan began to type. They typed and typed and typed. They typed for almost twenty minutes, but just before the time was up, God threw a thunderbolt and both computers crashed.

"Nooooo!" cried Satan. Jesus shrugged.

"Well, let's see what you've got," said God. He turned the computers on again.

"We've got NOTHING; in case you didn't notice, both computers crashed!" said Satan.

"Indeed they did," said Jesus.

God opened Satan's word processing program, and of course, there was nothing there. But when he opened Jesus', pages and pages of text appeared on the screen.

"I think we have a winner," said God.

"But that's impossible!" shouted Satan. "How did he do that?"

"Didn't you know?" asked God. "Jesus saves."