Ace Ace Attorney
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logicbuttonThis has been one of the greatest cases in the entire series.
COURT COURT COURT COURT COURT!
There is not enough SCORE!!!!!!! in the world for the appearance of Young Edgeworth.
Holy shit! VON KARMA! I...didn't exactly see this coming, but if I had known there was going to be a flashback case, I feel that I would have.
I love how apparently Great Revival is a von Karma Family thing.
Hahaha Edgeworth and von Karma look so ridiculous standing together. So pimp.
God, Young Edgeworth is such a babe. Also, I REALLY hope that von Karma is called "Manfred" in the captions because Franziska will also be in this case. I want to see baby Franziska!
Haha, Edgeworth's prosecutor's badge. "My mentor said it was more chic to keep it in my pocket." The von Karmas, always slaves to fashion.
"Deid Mann"? Capcom, you guys just aren't trying anymore.
D'aww, baby Kay.
HAHAHA Edgeworth and von Karma waggling their fingers at each other!
Yaaaaay, the Judge! I was wondering if we'd get to see him at all in this game! He is actually sort of imposing here! I like how his name in the court record is The Judge. Maybe "The" is his first name.
GOD EDGEWORTH IS SO ADORABLE WHEN HE ATTEMPTS TO PRESENT HIS BADGE TO GUMSHOE AND GUMSHOE SHOOTS HIM DOWN
"These are the garments of one who gallantly presents the facts..." BAHAHAHAHAHA OH WOW OH HE'S SO EARNEST. Oh, wow, I love Calisto Yew already. Wow!
Oh, oh! Calisto Yew is the same age as Mia! I wonder if they know each other!
OMG so if you have Edgeworth examine the couch to the left of the hallway, he has a STARING CONTEST WITH HIS REFLECTION in view of everyone in the room. And then declares himself the winner. I DON'T EVEN KNOW.
ALL OF EDGEWORTH'S OBSERVATIONS ABOUT THIS HALLWAY ARE COMEDY GOLD. I CAN'T STOP CAPSLOCKING.
BABY FRANZISKA BABY FRANZISKA BABY FRANZISKA!!!!!!! HOLY CRAP!!!!!! Also she is completely adorable and I want to brush her hair. And apparently she can hear Edgeworth's inner monologue! So awesome!
Awwww! Franziska is calling Gumshoe "Scruffy" already! GOD SHE IS SO CUTE.
Has anyone else noticed that when Edgeworth does his finger-waggle, his hand is BIGGER THAN HIS HEAD? I know, perspective, but still.
"Franziska, I'll make you a deal. I'll hold on if you hold on to that whip of yours." "Oh, I'll hold on to it alright. As I whip you!" Hee! Violence has never been so adorable.
Calisto Yew's voice is weird. She sounds all nonchalant. Also, The Judge!
Aww, she made fun of Gumshoe's eyebrows. Suck it, Yew. Gumshoe's eyebrows are awesome.
"Your Honor. Take a look around. We are not in court right now! It would be greatly appreciated if you would stay here with us in reality." Sometimes I worry about the Judge.
"And you there. Ms. Yew! Hurry up and continue with your testimony. If you fail to do so...I will whip you into shape!" "Ha ha ha...That's nice. Sounds kind of like fun, actually." Oh my GOD, Yew! She's only thirteen years old!
"I think this proves one thing about the detective: he has the mental acuity of a worm." The best part about this line is the way Edgeworth stares straight ahead, dead-eyed, jaded already by Gumshoe's ridiculousness.
"I...have no need for laughter." Edgeworth has officially become a caricature of himself.
Well. It appears that Manfred von Karma is, indeed, a verbally abusive asshole. Hooray?
Aww! Franziska is totally looking out for Edgeworth! You just know she's thinking about how important it is to stand up for her little brother.
"But just you wait and see, Miles Edgeworth. Very soon, I'll be a prosecutor, too!" "Good, then we can both send criminals away together as colleagues!" Awwwwwwwwwww!
OMG, I'm exploring the courtroom! Sweet! Also, every single thing Edgeworth and Franziska say in here is made of awesome.
"(.........What is wrong with these two women!? Why does my pain give them delight?)" Edgeworth makes it too easy.
This vending machine with its nine-dollar beef jerky is giving me visions of a haggard, strained Phoenix living solely on its overpriced wares. Hello, new headcanon.
If-you-leave-matters-in-a-von-Karma's-hands-everyone-in-court-will-be-found-guilty dogs! My favorite!
You know what? The rest of the game from this point on could totally suck, and it would still be the video game where Miles Edgeworth and Franziska von Karma stood in front of a vending machine and snarked its entire contents. I love you, Ace Attorney.
"(I'm beginning to sense that I might want to avoid being in a trial run by this judge...)" But Edgeworth, then you would never face Phoenix and learn to love again!
Guys, I'm a little bit in love with Detective Badd's theme. I want this soundtrack, like, yesterday.
"(I don't have anyone I relate to in that way...Well, it's not as though I long for someone like that...Nor am I good at getting close...)" The transparency with which this game aims at Edgeworth's fanbase is so satisfying.
"And don't you know it's rude to shout 'Objection!' while someone is giving testimony?" Haha oh judge.
Ohhhh, Edgeworth identifies with Kay... :(
Hey, Franziska is being nice to Kay! Too cute!
Edgeworth carries a spare cravat? Does he also carry a spare vest? Perhaps a spare coat? A spare pair of pants?
"...and after all was said and done, I rewarded him for all his hard work with a bullet." Ohgodohgodohgod she made him dig his own grave ohgodohgod squick squick squick
Badd is being nice to Gumshoe! Aww!
Oh, Gumshoe and Kay are such adorable friends! Gumshoe is so great with kids.
"(I sense nothing but a most troublesome relationship from that ominous statement.)" Prescience: Edgeworth has it.
"I have tried, but words fail to describe the immeasurable suffering he has caused me." Um...this is really sad. "But I suppose that's just how things are." Edgeworth has a surprisingly defeatist attitude.
"Argh! What is with their chummy relationship?" Edgeworth ships Gumshoe/Kay, but angrily.
Oh. My. God. That case was unbelievable.
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COURT COURT COURT COURT COURT!
There is not enough SCORE!!!!!!! in the world for the appearance of Young Edgeworth.
Holy shit! VON KARMA! I...didn't exactly see this coming, but if I had known there was going to be a flashback case, I feel that I would have.
I love how apparently Great Revival is a von Karma Family thing.
Hahaha Edgeworth and von Karma look so ridiculous standing together. So pimp.
God, Young Edgeworth is such a babe. Also, I REALLY hope that von Karma is called "Manfred" in the captions because Franziska will also be in this case. I want to see baby Franziska!
Haha, Edgeworth's prosecutor's badge. "My mentor said it was more chic to keep it in my pocket." The von Karmas, always slaves to fashion.
"Deid Mann"? Capcom, you guys just aren't trying anymore.
D'aww, baby Kay.
HAHAHA Edgeworth and von Karma waggling their fingers at each other!
Yaaaaay, the Judge! I was wondering if we'd get to see him at all in this game! He is actually sort of imposing here! I like how his name in the court record is The Judge. Maybe "The" is his first name.
GOD EDGEWORTH IS SO ADORABLE WHEN HE ATTEMPTS TO PRESENT HIS BADGE TO GUMSHOE AND GUMSHOE SHOOTS HIM DOWN
"These are the garments of one who gallantly presents the facts..." BAHAHAHAHAHA OH WOW OH HE'S SO EARNEST. Oh, wow, I love Calisto Yew already. Wow!
Oh, oh! Calisto Yew is the same age as Mia! I wonder if they know each other!
OMG so if you have Edgeworth examine the couch to the left of the hallway, he has a STARING CONTEST WITH HIS REFLECTION in view of everyone in the room. And then declares himself the winner. I DON'T EVEN KNOW.
ALL OF EDGEWORTH'S OBSERVATIONS ABOUT THIS HALLWAY ARE COMEDY GOLD. I CAN'T STOP CAPSLOCKING.
BABY FRANZISKA BABY FRANZISKA BABY FRANZISKA!!!!!!! HOLY CRAP!!!!!! Also she is completely adorable and I want to brush her hair. And apparently she can hear Edgeworth's inner monologue! So awesome!
Awwww! Franziska is calling Gumshoe "Scruffy" already! GOD SHE IS SO CUTE.
Has anyone else noticed that when Edgeworth does his finger-waggle, his hand is BIGGER THAN HIS HEAD? I know, perspective, but still.
"Franziska, I'll make you a deal. I'll hold on if you hold on to that whip of yours." "Oh, I'll hold on to it alright. As I whip you!" Hee! Violence has never been so adorable.
Calisto Yew's voice is weird. She sounds all nonchalant. Also, The Judge!
Aww, she made fun of Gumshoe's eyebrows. Suck it, Yew. Gumshoe's eyebrows are awesome.
"Your Honor. Take a look around. We are not in court right now! It would be greatly appreciated if you would stay here with us in reality." Sometimes I worry about the Judge.
"And you there. Ms. Yew! Hurry up and continue with your testimony. If you fail to do so...I will whip you into shape!" "Ha ha ha...That's nice. Sounds kind of like fun, actually." Oh my GOD, Yew! She's only thirteen years old!
"I think this proves one thing about the detective: he has the mental acuity of a worm." The best part about this line is the way Edgeworth stares straight ahead, dead-eyed, jaded already by Gumshoe's ridiculousness.
"I...have no need for laughter." Edgeworth has officially become a caricature of himself.
Well. It appears that Manfred von Karma is, indeed, a verbally abusive asshole. Hooray?
Aww! Franziska is totally looking out for Edgeworth! You just know she's thinking about how important it is to stand up for her little brother.
"But just you wait and see, Miles Edgeworth. Very soon, I'll be a prosecutor, too!" "Good, then we can both send criminals away together as colleagues!" Awwwwwwwwwww!
OMG, I'm exploring the courtroom! Sweet! Also, every single thing Edgeworth and Franziska say in here is made of awesome.
"(.........What is wrong with these two women!? Why does my pain give them delight?)" Edgeworth makes it too easy.
This vending machine with its nine-dollar beef jerky is giving me visions of a haggard, strained Phoenix living solely on its overpriced wares. Hello, new headcanon.
If-you-leave-matters-in-a-von-Karma's-hands-everyone-in-court-will-be-found-guilty dogs! My favorite!
You know what? The rest of the game from this point on could totally suck, and it would still be the video game where Miles Edgeworth and Franziska von Karma stood in front of a vending machine and snarked its entire contents. I love you, Ace Attorney.
"(I'm beginning to sense that I might want to avoid being in a trial run by this judge...)" But Edgeworth, then you would never face Phoenix and learn to love again!
Guys, I'm a little bit in love with Detective Badd's theme. I want this soundtrack, like, yesterday.
"(I don't have anyone I relate to in that way...Well, it's not as though I long for someone like that...Nor am I good at getting close...)" The transparency with which this game aims at Edgeworth's fanbase is so satisfying.
"And don't you know it's rude to shout 'Objection!' while someone is giving testimony?" Haha oh judge.
Ohhhh, Edgeworth identifies with Kay... :(
Hey, Franziska is being nice to Kay! Too cute!
Edgeworth carries a spare cravat? Does he also carry a spare vest? Perhaps a spare coat? A spare pair of pants?
"...and after all was said and done, I rewarded him for all his hard work with a bullet." Ohgodohgodohgod she made him dig his own grave ohgodohgod squick squick squick
Badd is being nice to Gumshoe! Aww!
Oh, Gumshoe and Kay are such adorable friends! Gumshoe is so great with kids.
"(I sense nothing but a most troublesome relationship from that ominous statement.)" Prescience: Edgeworth has it.
"I have tried, but words fail to describe the immeasurable suffering he has caused me." Um...this is really sad. "But I suppose that's just how things are." Edgeworth has a surprisingly defeatist attitude.
"Argh! What is with their chummy relationship?" Edgeworth ships Gumshoe/Kay, but angrily.
Oh. My. God. That case was unbelievable.
