The Extent of my Life's Drama

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Hey, my Fig Newtons! I could really go for some Fig Newtons right about now! I'll just open the package and...NOOOOOOO! NOT THE FAT FREE! HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO BLIND? Oh my hour has been ruined by the fat-free fig newtons I so innocently and mistakenly purchased on Friday! Now I will be forced to eat them, for as much as I abhor low-calorie, low-carb, low-fat, fat-free, sodium-free, etcetera things, I hate food waste even more! All right, well, I suppose I had better get on with it...

Hmm, these are actually pretty good.