At long last!

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Guys, guys, I've finally created a fanwork I like enough to put my name on. That ridiculous cracked-out FMA drabble I posted to my journalfen like three years ago doesn't count. This one was made in response to the Phoenix Wright kink meme. The prompt was: Mia tells her boss about her relationship during T&T in the style of these two videos.



If you can't see or don't want to bother with the picture animation...thing, here are the lyrics:

[Mia]
Mr. Grossberg, remember all those good times we've had? You took a chance on me straight out of law school, you've supported me in all my endeavors, you shared your wisdom with me whenever I needed it. And because I know you truly care about what's going on in your employees' lives, and want to share our happiness, there's something I want to tell you.

I'm fucking Diego

[Diego]
(She's fucking Diego)

[Mia]
I thought you'd like to know

I'm fucking Diego

[Diego]
(She's fucking Diego)

[Godot]
But she's waiting for Godot

[Mia]
I'm fucking Diego!

[Diego]
Sometimes fast
Sometimes slow
Sometimes with a cup of joe
Premeditated
Or unplanned,
Underneath the witness stand

[Edgeworth]
I suspect they've also done it behind the prosecution's bench. Do me a favor and don't ask me how I know.

[Mia]
I'm fucking Diego!

[Diego]
She's fucking Diego!

[Mia admiring Diego's arm]
I mean, he's got such awesome sleevage

I'm fucking Diego, yeah, fucking Diego

[Diego]
Any idiot can see that this woman is in possession of a spectacular pair of breasts.

[OBJECTION!]
[Franziska]
It takes a special kind of fool, however, to miss the setup for such an obvious rhyme so very completely.

[Judge]
I'm going to have to agree, Mr. Armando. Even I saw that one coming! [Guilty!]

[Von Karma]
NOOOOOOO! MY PERFECT RECORD--Oh, wait, this isn't mine.

[Mia and Diego]
Don't worry, Mr. Grossberg
We swear we'll be discreet
We'll even keep our clothes on,
And my hair all nice and neat
And even though your office
And Diego's share a wall
As long as you're always in court
You won't overhear a thing at all

[Pearl]
(Oh, Mystic Mia, I'm so happy you've found your special someone!)

[Gumshoe]
You won't get between them, pal
I know because I tried
She'll just want to fuck him more
Fuck him 'til his brains are fried

[CHORUS OF PHOENIXES]
The Chief is fucking Diego

[CHORUS OF VICTIMS]
Woh woh she's fucking Diego

[Maya]
My big sis is fucking Diego

[Josh Groban]
I tell you now she's fucking Diego

[Mal Reynolds]
He gives her love
He holds her hand
He fucks her 'til she cannot stand

[GRAB BAG Larry, Maggey, and Will Powers]
Mia's fucking
Diego
NOWWWWWWWWWWWW!

[Harrison Ford]
She's fucking Diego. You'd better believe it.