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Dec. 7th, 2007 12:52 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
logicbuttonToday, one of the heaters in the store wasn't working. The one in the fixture room, to be exact. Which, coincidentally, is where I happen to work.
If I die of influenza, it's Target's fault.
Sadly, I don't think we can blame this one on the inadequately-trained monkeys at headquarters.
I...had something else very important to say here, and now I totally don't remember what it was. Oh well, maybe it'll come to me later. In the meantime, I also have some completely unimportant things to say.
1. Mario Galaxy is made of fun, and possibly also crack. Or sugar! Did you know that some research scientists wanted to test the addictive properties of sugar recently, so they had their mice choose between that and cocaine, and the mice overwhelmingly preferred the sugar? Even when the scientists offered more cocaine? And then they acted all surprised about it. But yeah, anyway, Mario Galaxy is made of some addictive substance. (Star bits, perhaps? Those Lumas sure do seem dependent on them, at least.)
2. I want this fic SO BADLY:
Phoenix Wright/Law & Order (original series) crossover, slightly AU for both canons. AU for Phoenix Wright in that they use the real-world legal system, so Phoenix is a real-world lawyer, and it takes place in the present day or possibly earlier (as opposed to ten years in the future; precise year to be determined by the riding ADA) in New York (as opposed to nowhere-in-particular-but-possibly-LA); AU for L&O in that spirit channeling exists and is accepted about as much as it is in the Phoenix Wright-verse. Maya channels the spirit of Mimi Miney, who kills Dr. Turner Grey. The Manhattan DA charges Maya (and possibly Morgan) with murder two (I think; I'd have to look up the criteria for the different homicide charges). The thrust of Jack McCoy's argument is that Maya was or should have been aware of the danger to Dr. Grey, and that the measures put in place for his protection were inadequate. Phoenix's counterargument would probably be that Dr. Grey was aware of the risks, but he won't dispute the facts. I actually don't know how I would want it to turn out, but God do I want to read this fic.
...Oh man. The idea of Phoenix as a real-world lawyer making real-world arguments and doing real-world plea bargaining is so hot I can't stand it.
If I die of influenza, it's Target's fault.
Sadly, I don't think we can blame this one on the inadequately-trained monkeys at headquarters.
I...had something else very important to say here, and now I totally don't remember what it was. Oh well, maybe it'll come to me later. In the meantime, I also have some completely unimportant things to say.
1. Mario Galaxy is made of fun, and possibly also crack. Or sugar! Did you know that some research scientists wanted to test the addictive properties of sugar recently, so they had their mice choose between that and cocaine, and the mice overwhelmingly preferred the sugar? Even when the scientists offered more cocaine? And then they acted all surprised about it. But yeah, anyway, Mario Galaxy is made of some addictive substance. (Star bits, perhaps? Those Lumas sure do seem dependent on them, at least.)
2. I want this fic SO BADLY:
Phoenix Wright/Law & Order (original series) crossover, slightly AU for both canons. AU for Phoenix Wright in that they use the real-world legal system, so Phoenix is a real-world lawyer, and it takes place in the present day or possibly earlier (as opposed to ten years in the future; precise year to be determined by the riding ADA) in New York (as opposed to nowhere-in-particular-but-possibly-LA); AU for L&O in that spirit channeling exists and is accepted about as much as it is in the Phoenix Wright-verse. Maya channels the spirit of Mimi Miney, who kills Dr. Turner Grey. The Manhattan DA charges Maya (and possibly Morgan) with murder two (I think; I'd have to look up the criteria for the different homicide charges). The thrust of Jack McCoy's argument is that Maya was or should have been aware of the danger to Dr. Grey, and that the measures put in place for his protection were inadequate. Phoenix's counterargument would probably be that Dr. Grey was aware of the risks, but he won't dispute the facts. I actually don't know how I would want it to turn out, but God do I want to read this fic.
...Oh man. The idea of Phoenix as a real-world lawyer making real-world arguments and doing real-world plea bargaining is so hot I can't stand it.
