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logicbutton) wrote2004-07-22 11:16 pm
logicbutton) wrote2004-07-22 11:16 pm
Overheard in the Doctor's Office Waiting Room
TEENAGE GUY is called back by NURSE; he walks to the door, and they have the following exchange. Note: Despite the amazing similarities in speaking style, this guy was not my brother.
N: Have you been fasting?
TG: Yeah, yeah. Uh, I had some Mountain Dew at 7:30 this morning. Is that cool?
N: You had...Mountain Dew at 7:30 this morning?
TG: Yeah. That cool?
N: You were supposed to be fasting.
TG: It's a liquid, though. Liquids are okay, right?
N: Not Mountain Dew.
TG: Well, it was only a teeeeny tiny bit of Mountain Dew. Like, not even twelve ounces.
N: Have you been fasting?
TG: Yeah, yeah. Uh, I had some Mountain Dew at 7:30 this morning. Is that cool?
N: You had...Mountain Dew at 7:30 this morning?
TG: Yeah. That cool?
N: You were supposed to be fasting.
TG: It's a liquid, though. Liquids are okay, right?
N: Not Mountain Dew.
TG: Well, it was only a teeeeny tiny bit of Mountain Dew. Like, not even twelve ounces.