State meme

Go to google. Type in 'You know you're from [your state] when...' and then pick the best list that results. Bold the ones that apply, and leave comments as appropriate. Strike the ones that are absolutely false stereotypes.

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I'll add a couple of my own:

You need to get two newspapers if you want to know what's going on on both sides of the river.

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...Damn, I could come up with a whole bunch more, really.