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Anyway. I'm sure most of you have seen a list of Chuck Norris facts in one form or another. BUT HAVE YOU SEEN...FANDOM-RELATED CHUCK NORRIS FACTS???

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octopedingenue and I have got just a few, for Death Note. We're working on coming up with some from elsewhere--FMA, et cetera.

Facts about Chuck Norris--Death Note version

Light Yagami wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, and his own heart exploded.

L, Danuve, and Erald Coil are all pseudonyms of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once considered owning a Death Note, but eventually decided it would take all the fun out of killing. Then he roundhouse-kicked the shinigami in the face.

The mangaka of Death Note insisted everyone change the translation of "shinigami" to "Reaper" because Chuck Norris owns the trademark to "Death God".